And the Most Bad-Ass Line of the Year Award goes to...

Castiel (from the TV series Supernatural)

for saying, "I'm going to find God" in last weeks episode.

And the Greatest Sheep Impression of the Semester Award goes to...

Professor Natalie Hewitt

for Baaaaaaaaing in reply to "And what does BA stand for, Mrs. Hewitt?"

And the "Would" Award goes to...

Josh "Cannonball" Coya

For his seductive post-P90X body, teddy bear smile, and Vice President Elect "position."

Oh, and yeah, "would" is a double entendre.

And the Wow-Way-to-Be-a-Cliche Award goes to...

Christopher Robin Ogden

For his undying, unnerving, and generally unimpressive Jack Sparrow impression. As well as his predictable Australian accent. And yes, that is his full name.

And the Adjective of the Year Award goes to...

Andie Marie Diaz

For her use of the word "pubey" in reference to a beard.